I forgot how boring this place is.
… What in Salazar’s name are you taking about?! She hasn’t said a damn thing to me! It’s all bullocks.
She knew you’d react this way, Cis. She’s basically looking at either the Lestranges or the Malfoys for us to marry into. Take your pick, sweet sister.
Oh for heavens sake! Neither is promising! Good Lord what is this woman doing?
I forgot how boring this place is.
Whatever you say. Just keep in mind that you’re the virgin and I’m not. I can sense these things, sister.
Bloody hell, Bella! There is nothing between Lucius and I.
Oh-kay, whatever you say. Mother would be proud though, she has been talking about marrying you off to him quite a lot recently.
… What in Salazar’s name are you taking about?! She hasn’t said a damn thing to me! It’s all bullocks.
I forgot how boring this place is.
Whatever you say. Just keep in mind that you’re the virgin and I’m not. I can sense these things, sister.
Bloody hell, Bella! There is nothing between Lucius and I.
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I forgot how boring this place is.
That’s true….we can make it look like suicide? House elves can commit suicide, can’t they?
Amycus is…Amycus….Dependable. Fun to be around. Too obsessed with pleasing others. I’ll pass. And, Cissy, just bloody take Malfoy. He’s got an invite, you need one, just fucking go for it before I lock you two in the Charms room.
No! I am not going with Malfoy. Bloody hell, Bella! No! You’re not locking us in any room either. I’ll find someone else to take me. I don’t care if he has an invite. He asks me and I’ll say no. Not going. Never.
Merlin’s beard, calm down, Cissy. You two have enough sexual tension to stiff a horse and I’m just trying to speed this little drama along.
Sexual tension? I think not! I can’t bloody stand that pompous ass!
I forgot how boring this place is.
That’s true….we can make it look like suicide? House elves can commit suicide, can’t they?
Amycus is…Amycus….Dependable. Fun to be around. Too obsessed with pleasing others. I’ll pass. And, Cissy, just bloody take Malfoy. He’s got an invite, you need one, just fucking go for it before I lock you two in the Charms room.
No! I am not going with Malfoy. Bloody hell, Bella! No! You’re not locking us in any room either. I’ll find someone else to take me. I don’t care if he has an invite. He asks me and I’ll say no. Not going. Never.
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I forgot how boring this place is.
Before September the first, we will be drinking to his death, I can promise you that. And you know Father only puts up with it because Mother is fond of it. He’ll do anything for her, the love sick fool.
And…no…I’ve spent most of my time with Amycus in your stead. But now you’re back and Amycus was getting rather dull. I’m attending Slughorn’s party with him this weekend; find yourself an invite and we can go together, yes?
I’ll keep you to that, Bella! We’ll have to sit down at some point and come up with an actual plan as to what we’ll do… we can’t let mother know it’s us either. She’d simply throw a fit.
Amycus? He’s lovely! I haven’t seen that boy in ages. I’ll just have to go through the boys around here and find myself a date I guess! There’s a few boys I can think of around here that would love to take me. I can make it happen. Haha.
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I forgot how boring this place is.
Oh, Cissy, as much as I missed you, I wish you had stayed. She seems kind of lonely and there is no way I’m going back if Kreacher is still up and kicking. The pathetic little thing hates me so much and I caught him putting rat poison in my soup once.
Kreacher? I hate him! He’s bloody disgusting and sadly still around. I don’t see why mother keeps him. he’s old and slow. He spilt soup on my dinner gown! Almost killed the thing myself! I do wish I had stayed as well, but I missed you and my friends. It’s awful boring there with just mother and I.
Cissy, when we go home at the end of the school year, we need to assassinate him. For the greater good. Our Mother is clearly blinded by some kind of affection we can’t fathom and we must put him down like a dog. And I’m glad you’re back, sister. I haven’t had much company for the past few days and it was getting kind of dreary.
That is a task I will gladly help you with. I despise that thing. I’m sure if we found her a more suitable house elf she wouldn’t be so… attached. She’d forget that thing. Honestly, he barely works! Its a wonder father hasn’t gotten rid of him before! You haven’t? Well, I must say I’ve missed you. We’ll need to spend some time together soon.
I forgot how boring this place is.
Oh, Cissy, as much as I missed you, I wish you had stayed. She seems kind of lonely and there is no way I’m going back if Kreacher is still up and kicking. The pathetic little thing hates me so much and I caught him putting rat poison in my soup once.
Kreacher? I hate him! He’s bloody disgusting and sadly still around. I don’t see why mother keeps him. he’s old and slow. He spilt soup on my dinner gown! Almost killed the thing myself! I do wish I had stayed as well, but I missed you and my friends. It’s awful boring there with just mother and I.
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I forgot how boring this place is.
You’ve been making yourself scarce.
I haven’t been feeling my best, Bella. Mother thought a few days off would be good.
I’m glad you’re feeling better, Cissy. Though, Mother didn’t mention anything when I received her owl yesterday…
She didn’t? I’m surprised. She said she would inform you of my absence. I swear, I love that woman but she’s a tad forgetful.
She’s got a lot on her plate, what with Andromeda’s disloyalty and Father’s birthday looming ever closer. She accidentally mailed me the guest list and then sent me a frantic letter about how she had lost it and she would never be able to compile it again. Bless her soul.
God bless her indeed. I have never seen our home so…. alive. She’s driving herself bonkers, poor thing. She wanted me to stay home longer, but I just couldn’t do it. Too hectic for me. I’ll save all that drama for my wedding. Haha.
I forgot how boring this place is.
You’ve been making yourself scarce.
I haven’t been feeling my best, Bella. Mother thought a few days off would be good.
I’m glad you’re feeling better, Cissy. Though, Mother didn’t mention anything when I received her owl yesterday…
She didn’t? I’m surprised. She said she would inform you of my absence. I swear, I love that woman but she’s a tad forgetful.
